thivus:

violetdioxazine:

that’s….a new one.

superrisu:

The Amari Reunion.

gay-slime:

Some of y’all have never died in lava after mining diamonds and it shows

beetledrink:

gothcostco:

toddcowardd:

toddcowardd:

This is literally the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life

Idk why this is gaining traction again but it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve read tbh

im the gloating one

he does deserve it and i havent even seen star wars

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

(Source: everythingstarstuff)

largishcat:

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

sovietnam:

(Source: sovietnam)

(Source: waynecoyne)

mapsontheweb:

Most Hated NFL Teams by US State.

(Source: reddit.com)

discoursedrome:

earlgraytay:

Making a version of this without the rude/mocking/shitty commentary to reblog because. god damn. 

this person is gorgeous.

appalling that jeff bezos has a net worth of 137 billion dollars when he could use that money to transform two-thirds of the US into elves

hustlerose:

catsofinstagram:

From @sphynxnille: “Sunday again ❤” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2FzX2Pp ]

1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPIN

(Source: catsofinstagram)

vermimorph:

claire’s

(Source: chokingnoise)

jeepsarmitage:

doomy:

occupy-democrats:

mstar1960:

occupy-democrats:

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.